Hotel Descriptions

We all know how misleading the description of hotels and motels can be.  Below is a translation table to help out..

Description What It Means..
Old World Charm No Bath
Tropical Rainy
Majestic Setting A Long Way From Town
Options Galore Nothing Is Included In The Itinerary
Secluded Hideaway Impossible To Find Or Get To
Pre-Registered Rooms Already Occupied
Explore On Your Own Pay For It Yourself
Knowledgeable Trip Hosts They've Flown In An Airplane Before
No Extra Fees No Extras
Nominal Fee Outrageous Charge
Standard Sub-Standard
Deluxe Standard
Superior One Free Shower Cap
Cozy Small
All The Amenities Two Free Shower Caps
Plush Top And Bottom Sheets
Gentle Breezes Occasional Gale-Force Winds
Light And Airy No Air Conditioning
Picturesque Theme Park Near By
Open Bar Free Ice Cubes
Concierge Stand With Tourist Brochures
Continental Breakfast Free Muffin

(Courtesy of Eldred Training & Development Pty Ltd, Hospitality Management Specialists. Melbourne, Australia