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Hotel Descriptions |
We all know how misleading the description of hotels and motels can be. Below is a translation table to help out..
| Description | What It Means.. |
| Old World Charm | No Bath |
| Tropical | Rainy |
| Majestic Setting | A Long Way From Town |
| Options Galore | Nothing Is Included In The Itinerary |
| Secluded Hideaway | Impossible To Find Or Get To |
| Pre-Registered Rooms | Already Occupied |
| Explore On Your Own | Pay For It Yourself |
| Knowledgeable Trip Hosts | They've Flown In An Airplane Before |
| No Extra Fees | No Extras |
| Nominal Fee | Outrageous Charge |
| Standard | Sub-Standard |
| Deluxe | Standard |
| Superior | One Free Shower Cap |
| Cozy | Small |
| All The Amenities | Two Free Shower Caps |
| Plush | Top And Bottom Sheets |
| Gentle Breezes | Occasional Gale-Force Winds |
| Light And Airy | No Air Conditioning |
| Picturesque | Theme Park Near By |
| Open Bar | Free Ice Cubes |
| Concierge | Stand With Tourist Brochures |
| Continental Breakfast | Free Muffin |
(Courtesy of Eldred Training & Development Pty Ltd, Hospitality Management Specialists. Melbourne, Australia www.eldtrain.com.au)