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GUEST:  "Do you have air at your hotel?"
BRENDA:  "Yes sir, it is all around us"

"Thank God he puked on the tile!"     (Tyler, Fairfield Inn)

"Guests will NOT receive a room discount by offering sexual favors to the front desk person.  Atleast be the opposite sex!"  (Tyler, Fairfield Inn)

GUEST:  "I have the runs, do you have any pills for that?"
TYLER:  "No, but we might have some cheese!?"