Great Quotes From Actual Desk Clerks
GUEST: "Do you have air at your hotel?"
BRENDA: "Yes sir, it is all around us"
"Thank God he puked on the tile!" (Tyler, Fairfield Inn)
"Guests will NOT receive a room discount by offering sexual favors to the front desk person. Atleast be the opposite sex!" (Tyler, Fairfield Inn)
GUEST: "I have the runs, do you
have any pills for that?"
TYLER: "No, but we might have some cheese!?"